my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via emojied)
when did this
become more attractive than this?
you mean with this new xbox i can watch television through my tv? wowie zowie ill buy 60
(via emojied)
It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”
Because of that gif I read that in Dean’s voice and it was fucking perfect.
(via tickling-your-man-boobies)
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
(via roflmaoexceptnotreally)
