how to become twitter famous: steal posts from tumblr
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
"hey! you can only have one!!"