May 2013
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peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
May 22nd
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rnedia: when did this become more attractive than this?
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megaman2: you mean with this new xbox i can watch television through my tv? wowie zowie ill buy 60
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When people say that homosexuality is too hard for...
mira-of-sassgard: It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.” Because of that gif I read that in Dean’s voice and it was fucking perfect.
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tvspecial: whorville: I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored did someone say something
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loriarty: wreck-it-rogers: The fact that Robert Downey Jr. is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time. Not only that, but he’s also trying to negotiate...
May 22nd
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iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
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mishaoverlord: surejohn221b: iusedtobethefire: katnisstiel: yesbecausereasons: real—not—real: real—not—real: assckles: assckles: I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once the journey has begun… DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS Like I said fandom...
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littlestbug: im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food
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mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
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rhymewithrachel: fartgallery: fire-is-better-than-water: fartgallery: mega—horn: fartgallery: butterbeer-forthesoul: fartgallery: are you greg yes hello greg can we add another greg to the party hello gregs i am also greg too many gregs You could say it’s a…. congregation
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mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
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riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea
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burningbrigids: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so...
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iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
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gothgirlsonly: everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
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burghers: *doesnt get attention for 30 seconds* THATS IT IM DELETING
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gamsee: how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
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ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
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snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money  I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
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