When your friends try to show you something funny...
sandyhams: leilockheart: “Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.” ……..friday
Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases
bestpostarchive: believeinme1210: mayriiparamore: all of them. and then people stare at me like I say each and every one of them :) Every. and this. Featured on Best Post Archive || All the best Posts from Tumblr
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
imoustache-you: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 reblogging for future references ;)
When you see free samples at the grocery store.
imgonnabeforeveryoung: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Misfits Fan:
I just realized that the word "short" is longer...
When you realize the joke was aimed at you.
When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to...
when your crush likes one of your best friends
ladiizluvcj: outside inside
jaebaby: Saturday: Monday: reblogging for that gif of Kurt :’)
"Hey remember when you had a crush on--"
For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic...
hicutie: likeaclasssybitch: bethefreak: aw <3 my step brother is autistic. what you’re doing is lovely <3 you are such a sweet sister <3
This will fuck your mind
reblogholic: Wasn´t it turning to the other side MIND FUCK
when your friends think your siblings are nice...
Going to the bathroom at night
deepazure: spreadthiswings: terrorismisfiction: Normal people : Me : Then going back inside my room Normal people : “Success” Me : “Ohfck its gonna get me! Run btch run!!” LOL DEAD