May 2011
When your friends try to show you something funny...
sandyhams:
leilockheart:
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
……..friday
Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases
bestpostarchive:
believeinme1210:
mayriiparamore:
all of them.
and then people stare at me like
I say each and every one of them :)
Every.
and this.
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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
imoustache-you:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references ;)
When you see free samples at the grocery store.
gunsandglitters:
lol
imgonnabeforeveryoung:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Misfits Fan:
I just realized that the word "short" is longer...
When you realize the joke was aimed at you.
shutyourface09:
When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to...
when your crush likes one of your best friends
ladiizluvcj:
outside
inside
Waking up...
jaebaby:
Saturday:
Monday:
reblogging for that gif of Kurt :’)
"Hey remember when you had a crush on--"
For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic...
hicutie:
likeaclasssybitch:
bethefreak:
aw <3 my step brother is autistic. what you’re doing is lovely <3
you are such a sweet sister <3
This will fuck your mind
reblogholic:
Wasn´t it turning to the other side
MIND FUCK
when your friends think your siblings are nice...
reblogholic:
Going to the bathroom at night
deepazure:
spreadthiswings:
terrorismisfiction:
Normal people :
Me :
Then going back inside my room
Normal people :
“Success”
Me :
“Ohfck its gonna get me! Run btch run!!”
LOL
DEAD
